The Cubicle Chronicles, Episode 2: Demon Hunters United

This tale stars Nicki, Tyler, Daniel, and Adam :)

   It was a grim tuesday afternoon, and school was about to let out. Daniel and Tyler were discussing the all-important 'Pirate vs. Ninja' debate.
"Ninjas pwn Pirates!" Tyler said.
"Psh! Whatever, Tyler", Daniel insisted,"Pirates would totally kick ninja butt!"
"No way. Ninjas would dominate before pirates even realized they were even being attacked. They would be too drunk to be aware of anything anyways."
"...Point taken. You win this round, Tyler." Daniel said, defeated.
Tyler smirked and said, "There's always next time, Buddy."
  Just then Nicki came happily skipping towards them, smiling. "And what shall we be doing today?"
"Demon Hunting." Adam said, butting into the conversation, "Good, old-fashioned demon hunting at the old white church*."
  * The old white church is a beat up building that used to be a sanctuary for the current church many years ago. It's still standing, but very old and unpredictable. Many people, including these 4, believe it to be haunted.
"Sweeeeeet." Tyler and Daniel said simultaneously.
"Yay! I'll take pictures!" Nicki said happily.
"And I have flashlight for everyone...Where's Brandon?" Adam asked.
"He had a Dentist appointment. He hasn't been here all day." Tyler answered.
"Really? I didn't notice."
"....Wow, Adam." Nicki said.
"Soooo, we gonna go do this?" Daniel said in his 'serious' voice.
"Oh, yes."Adam replied as he threw everyone their flashlights,"We're doing it."
  So, the four friends trekked off to the white church--though it wasn't really a trek because it was just across the road. The second they stepped into the doorway, it felt cold--even though it was 90 degrees outside. The hallways were cluttered by debris and dirt and there was a murky smell in the air. As the four walked into the used-to-be, worn-down, small sanctuary, Adam stopped dead in his tracks."Do you guys see that over there?", he whispered, "Or am I just psyching myself out?"
"Over where?" Daniel asked.
"Over by the pulpit...the shadow." He pointed to the disfigured-looking, man-like shadow standing in front of the pulpit. Nicki quickly snapped a picture. Not a second after the flash disappeared, so did the figure.
"What was that?" Tyler questioned.
"That," Nicki answered,"is exactly why we're here."
   The friends walked as one towards the stage. The closer they got, the more eerie and cold everything felt. The empty pews were an eerie reminder of all who used to worship there. As they passed each pew, Adam sprinkled some holy water on each one. "Dude, you actually brought Holy water? I thought you just kidding." Tyler said.
"This is no laughing matter", Adam replied,"This stuff is serious."
"Okay, okay. Sorry, man"
"Ohmigeez!" Nicki gasped,"Guys! Look at this!" Everyone gathered around they camera, and each were equally amazed. In the picture that Nicki took, the figure seemed to have a face. Pitch black eyes, jagged teeth, and a scary disposition. "This is our proof you guys! Now lets get outta here before this thing gets us!"
Nicki pleaded.
"I agree." Daniel said, eagerly.
"Fine..Let's go" Adam said, "I'm out of holy water anyway."
  The four hurried back to the exit, and out the doors. "That was so awesome!" Tyler said, catching his breath.  
As they were walking back to their backpacks, Mrs. L. was locking the door to the Red building. "Mrs. L.! Mrs. L.!" Tyler yelled.
"What? What?" Mrs. L. said with a laugh.
"We have something to show you!" Daniel said.
"Well, get on with it! I don't got all day." Nicki brought up the picture that she took inside.
"Here! Here it is!" Nicki said, excitedly.
   Mrs. L. looked at the picture, and got a confused look on here face."I give up. What am I looking at?"
"The figure." Adam said
"I don't see anything except a dirty old auditorium."
"That's impossible" Adam said. As he took a look at the picture, his face turned white.
"Well, I've gotta go guys! Get home safe!" Mrs. L. said as she left.
"Dude, what is it? Daniel asked.
  All four of them looked at the picture at once and they were shocked! The figure--face and all--had disappeared! None knew how or when, but someone, or something, had taken the figure off of the screen.
"Th-that's impossible!" Nicki panicked.
"Dude...How...?" Tyler wondered.
"I don't know, guys. But this thing is big. Scary big, and far from over." Adam said.

I hope it doesn't suck XD
Til next time! --Meg <3

Memes :True to life?

Okay, so I've been strolling around the web long enough to realize that Memes are very popular right now. I've read some that made me laugh, chuckle, and even Rofl. Haha. But there are some, that portray real life events very well, and that's what I'm going to show you. Memes that pertain to real life situations that are true for many of us I'm sure :)

I <3 that smell ^_^

Too many horror movies?

Ot Gordi LaForge?

I hate when that happens...

Well, I hope that was at least mildly entertaining :)

Til next time! --Meg <3

"The Cubicle Chronicles": Episode 1

Intro: My friend suggested that I blog about school and my classmates.--With some dramatic effect, of course. So, I hope you like these Epic adventures of amazing-ness and fun!

Episode - 1 :

   It was a seeming normal day at the cubicle prison-aka the Red(literally red) building at our school. Our teacher, Mrs. T., Was feeling gracious that day, so she let everyone go out on a 30 minute break from our ACE pace work.
"Man, I'm so glad we get to go outside!", Meg said cheerfully.
"Yeah, it's a pleasant change from the backboard of my cubicle I've been staring at for the past 2 hours." Adam said, relieved. Just then, Jon stuck his foot out to trip Adam--which missed. Adam gave Jon a "Do-you-really-wanna-start-this look. In response, Jon smirked and gave Adam a couple pats on the cheek.
"Try me." he said.
   And with that, Adam and Jon commenced with their daily 'fight'.(Not a real fight of course. Just playing around. Boys will be boys right?). Not a minute after they started, Daniel and Brandon came up to where Meg was. "They going at it again?" Daniel asked, knowing the answer.
"Yep. As always.",Meg said with a smile,"I swear, they're such dorks."
   As Jon and Adam came around the corner of the building, Meg, Daniel, and Brandon discovered that they had a theme to their fight. "You'll never defeat me, Gandolf! I will take over Mordor! Hahahahah", Jon exclaimed.
"Psh! You've got nothing on me, Dumbledore! Plus, one does not simply walk into Mordor!" Adam said, triumphantly.
"I did." Brandon said, poking his nose into the conversation.Just then, the fight stopped.
"You did??" Jon said, amazed.
"Yeah. It wasn't all that great. I mean, it's too hot for one thing. They don't have air conditioning, ya know. And there's a lot of fire and lava too. I mean, I like fire and lava, but the is a point where it becomes too much, ya know?" he said with a laugh. Everyone laughed, thoroughly enjoying the amusement.
"Were there, like, bikes or something you could ride to get around?" Meg asked.
"No, that's the worst part! I had to walk everywhere. You how tiring that is? It's crazy."
"I wish we could stay out here all day instead of going back to work." Daniel said, loud enough so that Mrs. T. could hear.
"No, Daniel! Sorry." Mrs. T. yelled from inside. Daniel joking pouted at the news.
"Aww, it's okay. Tell you what. I'll give you my Do-work-outside-all-day pass to use tomorrow. Okay?" Meg said.
"Fine. Thanks, Meg....Hey Brandon, what else can you tell us about Mordor?"
"I don't think I can say anymore without getting caught by spies."
"Spies?" Adam said.
"Yeah, squirrels. All squirrels are secretly demonic and suicidal. They jump right in front of my car, just so I can kill them." he laughed.
   Right then, Mrs. T called everyone in to get back to work. They all groaned, but sluggishly made their way to the door. "Well, back to the old grind." Jon said.
"Yep. Same time tomorrow, guys?" Adam asked.
"Of course!" they all said at once.

-------END-------
I hope it wasn't too crappy? Comments?
Til next time! --Meg <3

25 Demotivational Posters: Part 1

Okay so, for the past year or so, I've been obsessed with demotivational posters.Why? I dunno. I may be the insane pictures, or sarcastic comments, or most likely the combination of the two. So, I've compiled a list of 25 of my favorite posters for your viewing pleasure! First of 4 parts.

I hope this at least made you chuckle a little bit!
Til next time! --Meg <3

10 Hilarious (to you) Pranks!

Okay, I know that April Fool's is wayyy far away. But that shouldn't stop the ever-lurking practical joker in all of us, right? So, I slaved over this hot keyboard forEVER trying to find the most twisted, funny, awesome pranks imaginable! So, here it is! 10 insane pranks for the twisted mind ;)

A remote control Black widow spider. A harmless* prank to play on anyone...especially people who have a deathly fear or spiders. Just wait they're sound asleep, and gently place the spider on their neck or torso. When he/she starts to stir, move the spider across the body of the victim...Then pray that they'll forgive you.

*-Be aware, the victim could very well hurt themselves

A great autumn prank to play at a park, while camping, or anywhere where there are a lot of trees. you simply wait until the vehicle is abandoned and cover the car completely in leaves!

This one is entertaining! Get a candy jar full of delicious candy(everyone loves starburst, right?), and glue the lid to the top of the jar! The victim(s) will be trying to get that sucker open for days...

Le Chia keyboard :D Just sprinkle chia seeds on an old keyboard and add water. When the seeds sprout, switch out the keyboards. When the victim comes back, all he's got is a broken keyboard and plant life.

Bloody gum! Okay, this will totally stop people from ever borrowing gum from you again! When the victim opens the pack of gum, blood goes spewing everywhere. 

This one is odd. haha. A refrigerator the opens the other way around. How long do you think someone would stand there and try to pry the thing open?

A great college prank. Especially when your 'friend' has a paper due. Just switch some of the keys around. the great thing is, he probably won't notice until he goes to type something--But he will be kinda ticked off. So..be prepared to run.

One false move....

This one is hilarious!

The ole' goblin popping out of the toilet trick. Must've scared the crap outta people(Pun intended).....Sicko

Tp'ing to teh extreme :)

Maybe I inspired some of you? heheheheh >:)
Til' Next time-- Meg <3